From the Ophanim

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"Give me a break. If you are sitting, and you want to be standing up, do you call over everybody who can see you and ask them, "Am I sitting? Am I sitting? Am I capable of standing up? Do you think I'm really sitting?" Are you resting on your ass? Then it's probably safe to assume you're not standing up. So just stand the fuck up."
       
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